Drooley McDrool

There is not a bib on this planet that would be able to soak up all the drool and snot you are generating this weekend. Seriously, it's embarrassing. We are the people with the kid who's leaving germy '"kid juice" everywhere.

Not trying to count our teeth before they are hatched, after all you are 11 months old and don't have a single tooth to show for it despite drooling like a faucet since you were 4 months old, but this morning I looked in your mouth and it looks like you are about to get them all at once!

Small consolation for the middle-of-the-night wake up calls, and inability to let me get more than an arms length away from you, but at least there appears to be a reason for all this madness. And I thought you just had a leak.