Princess for a day

Not me...Katie was the princess! I just got to dress up as Snow White at her 6th birthday party!

Six year old girl at party: "What's your real name?"

Me: "Snow White"

Girl: "No. Your REAL name."

Me: "Snow White" (geez, kid)

Girl: "No it's not, your hair's too long" (referencing Snow White likeness on balloon).

Me: "I just didn't curl it, but I am totally Snow White."

Girl: "How old were you when you made the movie?"

Me: "20"

Girl: "How old are you now?"

Me: "21" (what is this 20 questions?!)

Girl: "So, it wasn't that long ago."

Girl: "Did you marry a Prince?"

Me: "Yes"

Girl: "Where is he?"

Me: "Right over there" (pointing to Jeff across the room)

Girl: "He doesn't look like a prince."

Me: "Well, he is to me." (now shut up and eat your freakin' cake!

1 of my dwarfs was shy and didn't pose for the picture
Oh...there she is...Grumpy.