Violet Verbatim

"Kermit The Frog."

"Kermit The Frog was walking down the aisle."

"The monkey has a hat."

[the end]

You're giving me a complex!

This morning I was dressed for a work party that is beach-themed - my finest seersucker. When Violet woke up and found me she took one look and said "What are you wearing?" I told her "Pants. Do you like them?", she said "no". I said "Do you think I should change?" and she said "yes".

Big words coming from someone wearing pants with monkeys on them!